The Land of Grimney - The Illustrated Adventures of Cora Pearl, aged 12

Do I drink to drown my sorrows?
Do I drink because I am bored?
Do I drink because it's cheap!
Oh yes it is, so Thank the Lord!

Am I drunk because I'm a lightweight
Or is it just because I'm an alcoholic?
Perhaps I don't want to be lonely, mate!
So who will begrudge this alcofrolic?

I'm supposed to be 60% water
But I guess It's now transformed
I'm full up with alcohol slaughter
I'm very old & each cell is mourned

So am I worried, it will shorten this life?
No not at all, I don't want to live past 90
I want to have a crimbo tipple with me wife
& I want to live it up more in old Blighty

Vorly, you must have had a Christmas tipple already
because your poem has no colour or organisation and each verse has a different beat to it!
but other than that it's good

Ah take no notice of SMacca, Vorly, I thought it was excellent. She's proper jealous that one

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I didn't understand it ter be honest

'scratches head'

Watcher bletherin' on about Vorly me ow mucker?