Do I drink to drown my sorrows?
Do I drink because I am bored?
Do I drink because it's cheap!
Oh yes it is, so Thank the Lord!
Am I drunk because I'm a lightweight
Or is it just because I'm an alcoholic?
Perhaps I don't want to be lonely, mate!
So who will begrudge this alcofrolic?
I'm supposed to be 60% water
But I guess It's now transformed
I'm full up with alcohol slaughter
I'm very old & each cell is mourned
So am I worried, it will shorten this life?
No not at all, I don't want to live past 90
I want to have a crimbo tipple with me wife
& I want to live it up more in old Blighty
