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ShevronCrow
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 2:56 am |
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Joined: Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:06 pm Posts: 15 Location: Toraz
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I've still got a glass or two of red in the bottle. Join me, and make merry, for tomorrow we may all be dead. So don't fret.
Human adults are a funny breed and never made much sense to me. I'm sorry about your mother, but I think you will find that once the grief ends you'll form a stronger bond with your father.
Would you like a bit of pipe weed to calm you? I have many varieties of tobacco too.
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FamaVanDerBrooke
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 3:01 am |
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Joined: Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:18 am Posts: 7
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My pa is an elf. My ma was human, I'm a half breed. So I've been told many times by rude stupid people, mainly Bolt's raiders.
I'll have a glass, thanks. Sure! I'd like some pipe weed, pa won't normally let me smoke it, on account of my chest, but I'd like some.
I'm Fama. One of the mire folk, my village was destroyed in the flood, I think my father and me were the only ones who didn't drown.
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PhilomenaAquitaine
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 3:07 am |
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Joined: Sun Jun 05, 2011 1:54 pm Posts: 7361 Location: Looking pretty behind the bar at Holme's Tavern
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Come here child. I will give you a cuddle if you wish. Your pa is grieving, it will take time that's all.
I'm not sure about the smoking.
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ShevronCrow
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 3:14 am |
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Joined: Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:06 pm Posts: 15 Location: Toraz
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Hello again Philomena...
I shall pour you a glass young man, put hairs on your chest....
So your father's an elf? I forget the cultural diversity of the mire community. Although I've always admired their enterprise, building homes in a swamp takes a lot of grit and determination.
I'd better not give him any of the strong stuff Philomena, not if he suffers with a bad chest, and best you don't breath the smoke in too deeply young Fama.
As for me... My name is Shevron... I'm from Toraz, I sell potions, and magical items and the like. Not much interest to you I would not think.
As for Bolt's raiders, they tend not to bother big town settlements like Toraz, but they're notoriously destructive in regards to small villages of non humans. I'm glad I rarely encounter them.
Do you like the wine? It's very expensive. Elves like the finer things in life. That's what drives us to success. We're good with money.
Ah Philomena, I will leave the boy in your care. As I must go to bed and sleep.
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FamaVanDerBrooke
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 3:19 am |
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Joined: Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:18 am Posts: 7
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I am old enough to smoke, and drink. Thank you Shevron, and may I wish you a goodnight, yes the wine was tasty, needed sugar in it though. I'd like a hug, that would be so nice. Thank you. May I have a sandwich?
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PhilomenaAquitaine
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 3:21 am |
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Being a half breed is a blessing young man. I have the beauty and magic of my mother's race wth the intelligence and bravery of my father's.
Come sit a little by the fire and cuddle then I will get you a sandwich. Would you like some dewberry pie?
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PhilomenaAquitaine
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 3:36 am |
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No Shevron is just a trader who is passing through. I don't really have a boyfriend, my friend Urat always says I pick unsuitable men. I'm sure you'll meet a nice girl soon, and she'll be lucky to call you her boyfriend.
Now your sandwich, a triple decker you say? Let's see if we can find some radigan pie for you too. What about having dewberry tea with me instead of wine?
How is your father doing? Has he eaten today? A grown up bit such as yourself needs to take care of his father.
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FamaVanDerBrooke
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 3:47 am |
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I'm not a bit, I'm much bigger than a bit, I'm one shoe size away from being a man, I've almost got grown up feet. I can fill my pa's shoes.
I don't eat radigan I'm a vegetarian. I'd rather have wine, but can you put some sugar in it? Tea? Tea is for girls!
Pa is in a bad mood, he's not eaten much, but he's just upset I guess. He just keeps annoying me about stupid stuff, and telling me what to do all the time. Even though he's old and dumb.
I'm starting to feel tired. I hate it when that happens. You seem like a nice girl. You could be my girlfriend if you like, you're certainly the right shape for it. I'm fourteen, and I can wash my own socks!
Yes, a triple decker sandwich... I like cheese and syrup mixed up, you can put that inside. That's yum!
I might fall asleep in your arms. Can you rock me and make sandwiches at the same time? I heard that you're a mermaid, and that you can turn into an octopus!
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PhilomenaAquitaine
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 3:56 am |
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Sadly I cannot turn into an octopus, who told you I was a mermaid? Eat your strange sandwich young man and then I will sing you a sea song and rock you to sleep in my arms.
I think I am a little old to be your girlfriend my dearest. You rest now and I will bring your papa some dewberry pie in a bit. I am really so sorry about what happened to your village.
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