WILLIG JESSILLE - D0ES ANYONE REALLY LISTEN?

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by willigjessille

SHOP ASSISTANT ON TANNOY- We have loads of special offers in store for you today, why don't you head down to the bread aisle and see the freshly baked farm house oat bread or if you want something different why don't you stop by at the cheese aisle where you'll find we have some exciting new cheese in stock!

CUSTOMER #1- What did she say?

CUSTOMER #2- What?

CUSTOMER #3- Something about fees for Spock...maybe?

CUSTOMER #4- I heard flees mile...what's a flees mile?

CUSTOMER #5- I wish they'd just have signs!

© willigjessille 2011

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