TANZA - DOES MY BUM LOOK BIG IN THIS?
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Wife: Does my bum look big in this?
Husb: I said yes.
Wife: In what way?
Husb: In the way that makes it look big.
Wife: Is it big, big...or just big?
Husb: It's just big. You asked me and I've told you.
Wife: So, is it big because it's big...or just big in this?
Husb: It looks big in that.
Wife: So, in general, my bum doesn't look big?
Husb: I don't know.
Wife: My bum looks big in this though, yeah?
Wife: If I hold my stomach in, does it look smaller?
Wife: What about now?
Husb: Not really.
Wife: I so wanted to wear this tonight.
Husb: Wear it then.
Wife: No, it makes my bum look big.
Husb: Your bum is your bum.
Wife: What do you mean?
Husb: Everyone's seen how big your bum is, nobody cares.
Wife: I care.
Husb: Well I don't.
Wife: You should.
Husb: I don't...I just want to go out...come on.
Wife: So I should just keep this on then?
Husb: Yeah, it looks fine.
Wife: Does my bum reallly look big in it though?
Husb: No...looking at it again...it looks ok...you look ok.
Wife: So, it doesn't look big in this?
Husb: No...let's go.
Wife: Thanks babe...I can always rely on you for the truth.
© Tanza 2011