My Hideous Beauty

My lady's hair is thick and black

It's mostly growing on her back

Her teeth are yellow with a hint of green

Her toes are webbed with skin between

She smells of cabbage and rotten egg

Has knobbly knees upon each leg

Her eyes are blue and they protrude

She's always staring not that she's rude

Her nose is large the nostrils flared

Children hide because they're scared

She is my angel for all her flaws

But it's best she always stays indoors.