My Pet Human



I own a human he’s my pet

He’s worshiped me since first we met

My human pet is old and bald

But always comes when he is called

I’ve got him trained around the house

But he simply cannot catch a mouse

His cooking skills are pretty poor

He serves my food upon the floor

He picks me up and puts me down!

He makes me wear a lead in town!

I’m not a dog for goodness sake!

I am a cat when I’m awake

Because I tend to sleep all day

Upon his lap I like to lay

Although he lacks soft shiny fur

And I’ve yet to teach him how to purr

I enjoy it when he strokes my chin

So that is why I humour him.