My Pet Human
I own a human he’s my pet
He’s worshiped me since first we met
My human pet is old and bald
But always comes when he is called
I’ve got him trained around the house
But he simply cannot catch a mouse
His cooking skills are pretty poor
He serves my food upon the floor
He picks me up and puts me down!
He makes me wear a lead in town!
I’m not a dog for goodness sake!
I am a cat when I’m awake
Because I tend to sleep all day
Upon his lap I like to lay
Although he lacks soft shiny fur
And I’ve yet to teach him how to purr
I enjoy it when he strokes my chin
So that is why I humour him.