The Grimney Hog

Beware the monstrous Grimney Hog

That sits alone upon a mouldy log

For one day so this hog may jump

And everyone will feel the bump

This creature weighs more than ten ton

And its groans are heard by everyone

So if you ever see this sight

You may well lose your hair with fright

Its scales are blue its nose is black

It has thick spines across its back

When it smiles and opens wide

Behold the jagged teeth inside

Red tongue flicks out to trap its prey

From where it slumps each lonely day

Then it chews spits out the bones

Until once more it groans and groans.

Grimney hog