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TanithShand
PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 1:04 pm 
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Father Christmas was riding on his reindeer
With Presents gallore for all good children
Bit hungover because he drank too much beer
A fat porkie belly too, so cuddly for his women

Father Christmas entered the timecapsule
In Disco ball, Present time to Bumblecrack's
But then it broke down so he switched to his mule
With so many heavy gifts breaking their backs

Father Christmas arrived at the Bistro
& saw SMacca asleep snoring by the fire
So as not to awaken her he hovered on tiptoe
Nearly strangling himself on the snowmen-lights wire

Father Christmas didn't notice me under the tree
So I saw his bulging parts and gifting sack
My solar plexus was twitching with glee
So I took a photo of the legend behind his back


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Meadow
PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 4:01 pm 
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WOW! He really does exist then! You've captured the evidence.........I better start being good :lol:

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SMacca
PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 4:19 pm 
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:lol: Great photo Tanith!

Meadow it looks like Santa has got you a new dragon - is that his green head in his sack? :D

so I wasn't dreaming then ;)
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A new dragon? :o I don't know if I can cope with the food bill in this recession!

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