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Author:  VorlyFrothiton [ Tue Nov 20, 2012 8:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Me Christmas Tipple
Do I drink to drown my sorrows?
Do I drink because I am bored?
Do I drink because it's cheap!
Oh yes it is, so Thank the Lord!

Am I drunk because I'm a lightweight
Or is it just because I'm an alcoholic?
Perhaps I don't want to be lonely, mate!
So who will begrudge this alcofrolic?

I'm supposed to be 60% water
But I guess It's now transformed
I'm full up with alcohol slaughter
I'm very old & each cell is mourned

So am I worried, it will shorten this life?
No not at all, I don't want to live past 90
I want to have a crimbo tipple with me wife
& I want to live it up more in old Blighty
:D
Author:  SMacca [ Tue Nov 20, 2012 11:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Me Christmas Tipple
Vorly, you must have had a Christmas tipple already
because your poem has no colour or organisation and each verse has a different beat to it! :shock:
but other than that it's good :lol:
Author:  Meadow [ Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:34 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Me Christmas Tipple
Ah take no notice of SMacca, Vorly, I thought it was excellent. She's proper jealous that one ;)
Author:  YadrikGriddle [ Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:38 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Me Christmas Tipple
I didn't understand it ter be honest

'scratches head'

Watcher bletherin' on about Vorly me ow mucker?
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