I am shocked, we shall have to call the police! We are becoming over run by monsters! Eating citizens is illegal you know?! Ogres really must learn better manners, even Tanza spat Robert Devlin out, although he's not very happy with her!
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| Author: | HogstanceBilgecrack [ Sat Jun 04, 2011 10:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | The Passing of LegoStan |
Alas! Poor Leggy, I knew him well So little time, so much to tell We were thick, as thieves that is What joy to be a friend of his But friends, in life there comes a time When without reason but with rhyme An ogre must devour a man For me, that man was LegoStan But don’t despair, his style remains For ogres, upon eating gain (Though the body may be doomed) The essence of what is consumed So you see he’s still with us No need for tears, no need for fuss Leggy’s gone but not departed I smelt him just now, when I farted. |
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| Author: | Tanza [ Sat Jun 04, 2011 1:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Passing of LegoStan |
NOOOO...OmG! How dare you eat my dear friend?! You're in trouble now buster! |
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| Author: | KaraJarina [ Sat Jun 04, 2011 3:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Passing of LegoStan |
I am shocked, we shall have to call the police! We are becoming over run by monsters! Eating citizens is illegal you know?! Ogres really must learn better manners, even Tanza spat Robert Devlin out, although he's not very happy with her!
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| Author: | Nydas [ Sat Jun 04, 2011 3:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Passing of LegoStan |
Alack, Alas Poor Legostan We all regarded such a man as friend and brother one and all we'll miss him sorely, can it be true, surely Legostan he didn't get you? 
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| Author: | LorcanFaybre [ Sat Jun 04, 2011 4:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Passing of LegoStan |
Listen monster. We are watching you closely. We don't mind that you ate LegoStan, he was an inferiour creature, and mattered little. However, if you eat, or try to eat anyone important, you will be hunted night and day until justice is served. You have been warned. |
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| Author: | ClaraJaneGreeves [ Sat Jun 04, 2011 5:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Passing of LegoStan |
 I liked him. I didn't know that we could get killed!
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| Author: | Witch [ Sat Jun 04, 2011 6:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Passing of LegoStan |
Dear oh dear What have you done Together we'll stand You have not won For our friends Cannot be eaten So watch out You will be beaten If I were you I would watch out For we will get you There is no doubt The good people Of this place Grimney Will not stand For your debauchery |
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| Author: | HogstanceBilgecrack [ Sun Jun 05, 2011 1:04 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Passing of LegoStan |
Your instinct will be to despise me I understand, it won't surprise me Please read what Leggy had to say The letter...it might go some way To helping you to comprehend Why I had to eat my friend. |
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| Author: | Willow [ Sun Jun 05, 2011 2:52 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Passing of LegoStan |
I read it. This place becomes stranger by the day. It's like being in Alice's Wonderland, it's getting quite bizarre. I read LegoStan's letter and it made me laugh, although I for one am sorry that he got eaten, as he was witty and likeable! I guess he didn't have a problem with it, so I've got time for you. You could do with eating the ginger bearded creep I just had words with. What an ass, you should share him with Tanza! 
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| Author: | Tanza [ Sun Jun 05, 2011 12:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Passing of LegoStan |
HogstanceBilgecrack wrote: Your instinct will be to despise me I understand, it won't surprise me Please read what Leggy had to say The letter...it might go some way To helping you to comprehend Why I had to eat my friend. Well...you are quite a looker. I don't know about sharing a meal with you though. I get the impression you eat more out of duty, than a general hunger for human flesh. Hmmm...still gazing...I mean glancing momentarily...at your picture. You sure fine lookin' maan...you summink else! |
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